Are you a victim? Let's find out.
You go wherever your Pokemon take you.
You've accepted that shotgun has a whole new set of responsibilities.
It's not that easy catching Pokemon on two phones, trust me.
You have a "secret spot."
But not really because you couldn't help but tell all your friends.
Your phone is not a phone anymore.
It's a Pokedex.
You've invested in a battery pack.
Best investment ever.
You've experienced emotions you've never felt before.
You get really excited when you see other people playing.
TEAM MYSTIC BABY!
You've even considered this.
Just imagine all the incubators.
Your parents are legitimately concerned.
"Please mom, there's a Dratini around here."
You've googled this.
That's a lot of miles.
You will travel across the land, for this moment.
Are you going to catch them all?